Saturday, May 24, 2014

Gear and safety


Hitter Miss with the memorable "I'm fine, I'm fine, I just can't breathe!"

Derby girls are some of the toughest people you will ever meet. Roller derby is a full-contact sport and hitting is constant and encouraged. If you cannot take being hit, you really shouldn’t play roller derby. However, where there is hitting, there will also be injuries. No matter how many safety precautions we take, there is going to be people getting hurt and when ten people are hitting each other constantly at high speed, mistakes will be made. This is why roller derby is a highly regulated and organized sport.

Frosty Snowmean and A-Ha Gabor
When you first join roller derby, you will not be hitting people right away, nor will you scrimmage (basically practice bouts) for quite a while either. First, you will learn your basic skating skills. The stronger your basic skating skills are, the less you will fall, and when you fall, you will do so in a safe manner, minimizing injuries to yourself and others. Only after you have become proficient in falls (yes, we do actually practice those!), how to get back up, many different types of skating skills, stops, and such will you even begin learning how to give and take hits. This is initially done at a very low speed. Only after you have passed your minimum skills test and a written rules of derby test (both can be found here) will you actually start scrimmaging. In GSORD, we have a full month of scrimmage school before you can be assigned to a team and begin bouting.

However, even with extensive training, injuries happen. To further minimize injuries, we wear certain mandatory pads and safety equipment. As you can see in the picture, we wear (from top to bottom); helmet, mouth guard, elbow pads, wrist guards, knee pads, properly fitting skates. In fact, if you do not wear these, you will not be allowed to participate in training, scrimmages or bouts. 


Image by A. Barr, M. Faille, J. Rivait / National Post

The helmet is incredibly important, as we most often skate on concrete. With the force that goes behind many of our hits, were you to hit your head you would get seriously hurt, or even worse. This is why it is important to have a well-fitting, snug helmet, with properly fastened straps.

The mouth guard protects not only the teeth in the case of a facial hit (which results in a high block penalty for the offending skater), but also helps prevent concussions.

The elbow pads are great for protecting your elbows when you fall, but can also get a lot of skaters into trouble. We are not allowed to use our elbows for hitting in derby, but it still happens very often that someone gets hit with an elbow. That extra plastic shell on the elbow pad can make for quite a painful hit, especially to the face. This is why skaters need to be careful to keep their arms tucked down or back when in a busy pack.

Wrist guards protect our wrists, especially when falling and catching oneself against the concrete. However, they can also be very useful if someone accidentally skates over your hands or wrists when you have fallen.

Your knee pads are the pads that are going to take the most beating more than all of your other pads combined. This is why it is important to invest in a pair of really good ones with plenty of padding. The really well-padded ones can feel clumsy and cumbersome for new skaters, but you get used to it fast and you will be happy you bought them. As we are supposed to fall mainly on our knees, we need to protect them. Falling on knee-bruises is incredibly painful and best avoided.

The skates you wear are a highly personal choice. As per WFTDA rules, they have to be quad skates, but from there, we chose the kinds we like. Some skaters like really low skates, whereas others like ones with a little more ankle support. The wheels are also different based on preferences. Wheels come in different width, core, hub, and durometer (hardness). Some skaters like slim wheels, some like wider. Some use plastic hubs, some metal. Some skaters like their wheels to be very grippy, some want them hard so they can go faster. Some skaters use a combination of both.

Betty Switch



Sometimes you will see skaters with additional gear, such as shoulder braces (Our Betty Switch is a good example), back braces, shin guards, facial shields and more. These are fine to wear, but are not mandatory. Our sponsor Derby City Skates sells gear and much more, be sure to check them out!







At the beginning of every bout, and also usually right after half time, the skaters will line up and the referees will do a gear check. This is to make sure that nothing in broken and that everything is correctly fastened. They do this to further ensure everyone’s safety on the track. To ensure further safety, we also have a medical team at all of our bouts, in case something was to happen. We love to play, and we love to play rough, but we always want everyone to be safe!





 Shit does happen though ;-) 

Progression of a derby kiss, image courtesy of Jess the Ripper
Broken finger, image courtesy of  Helluva Hooker



(Unless stated, all images by Frayed Edge Concepts, LLC)  

Monday, April 28, 2014

Tap 'n' Run!

Mauly Ringwald and Johnny Applespeed
Do you like to drink beer?  Do you like costumes?  Do you like or tolerate running?  Yes, yes, and yes?  Turns out you're not the only one!  This last weekend Greensboro Roller Derby had the privilege of volunteering for Tap 'n' Run, a ridiculously silly and fun 4k race that features periodic chances to break for beer.  

We had such a great time!   GSORD members worked on setup and tear down, handed out beer to the participants, and just generally contributed to the good vibes and revelry.  The JamActive staff were wonderful to work with, and we appreciate having the opportunity to help put on this event for the second year.  

Plus your local roller girls got to let their hair down (or stuff it up into a wig) and just enjoy each other on a beautiful April day while working together and having fun.  Thanks for the memories, guys!






 
We hope you had a fantastic weekend!  Come join us at Tap 'n' Run next year!








Tuesday, April 8, 2014

Dollinate!




Snarl Jung

This upcoming weekend (12th) the Greensboro Roller Derby is proud to present a doubleheader bout! Our first bout will feature our All Stars against the Appalachian Roller Girls from Boone. This is the first time we are playing each other as WFTDA leagues, so it’s a BIG DEAL, so come out and support! In our second bout we will see The Elm Street Nightmares take on the Mad Dollies for the first time since the Championships last fall and the Dollies are eager for a re-match! The doors open at 4 and tickets are available at the door or at Stumble Stilskins, Seven Sagas Tattoos, and Cycles de Oro. Be sure to welcome back Snarl Jung #83 of the Mad Dollies, who is returning from maternity leave to play her first bout in quite a while! We are thrilled you are back Snarl!



You have previously met our Gate City All Stars, The Elm Street Nightmares and the Battleground Betties, and now it is finally time to introduce you to our Mad Dollies



Admiral Packbar
Grandmaster Bash

They are coached by Admiral Packbar (who you may have seen refereeing) and Grandmaster Bash (who also coaches the All Stars). This season they are leading fifteen fierce Mad Dollies:









A-Ha Gabor #48
Alexandroid #1011
Andraste #219
Betty Switch #90
Carnegie Brawl #33
C. Oswin #46
Crash Bandicutie #N64
Dawn Quixote #9K1
Ellie Mae Crammit #9021oh!
Flirtini #520
Hugs ‘n’ Hisses #H155
Jess the Ripper #666
Miss Shuggenah #59
Snarl Jung #83
Suture Fancy U81




A-Ha Gabor and Alexandroid


The captains for this season are Alexandroid and A-Ha Gabor. Here is a chance for you to get to know them a little better!



First up, Alexandroid:

Droid as described by A-Ha: Droid is an amazing leader with an extensive understanding of the game. She is wonderfully talented, has the very best attitude, and is tough as leather!
Your goals for your team this season: I told my Dollies that if we win the Lockard-Lugin Leg Lamp, I'll do a whiskey slap at the afterparty and I haven't drank in over a decade so the leg lamp is obviously always a goal but really I just want to continue to develop our players and make sure we have fun playing the sport we love.
Alexandroid


Favorite move on skates: Can opener. Well, I should probably specify a *legal* can opener.
Best derby memory: Any time I got to skate with Helluva Hooker.
Worst derby memory: Losing my spot on the roster for the Gate City vs Appalachian bout because I broke my leg in the scrimmage the week before. I heard it break but tried to convince my captain, AlaBAMison, that is wasn't broken by walking on it. Thankfully, she didn't buy it.
Best advice for new skaters: Jess the Ripper gave me the best advice and it's this: Just stay on the track. It doesn't matter if you're the slowest skater out there, just stay on the track and don't give up, never give up, never sit out.






And A-Ha Gabor!:

A-Ha Gabor
A-Ha as described by Droid: A-Ha is one of my favorite people to play with, managing to balance passion with calculating strategy. She has no off switch, no dimmer. She broke her foot mid-bout last season and continued to play, mostly jam, holding nothing back for the rest of the game, never once even mentioning that her foot hurt. She also fought sea monster and won and then punched a yeti.
Your goals for your team this season: To be the smartest, hard hitting-est, most fun team in the league
Favorite move on skates: Waitressing 
Best derby memory: Skating every practice with such incredible women.
Worst derby memory: Those jams when I go out and over think everything...that never ends up well.
Best advice for new skaters: Work hard, don't ever give up, and always remember that it's fun.









If two bouts are not enough for you, be sure to pick up a season pass at the bout to get access to the Sunday VIP bout! As mentioned before, these are only open to season pass holders, and you will be able to also witness the second Betties vs. Nightmares bout of the season! Come out this weekend and support all your skaters, we love all of our fans!