Greensboro Roller Derby

It's a Thriller double header!

Oct 3, 2015

Greensboro Counterstike vs Star City Roller Girls

The Smooth Criminals vs The PYTs

Yes, it's those notorious criminals vs those pretty young things. This should be interesting! 

Come sing one of your all time favorite songs Thriller, but in slightly different lyrics...

Thriller Lyrics. Oh, no! I mean...

Roller Derby Thriller Lyrics!

It’s close to bout time and something evil’s lurking on the track

Under the gym lights, you see a sight that almost stops your heart

You try to skate but terror takes the track before you get there

You start to freeze as blockers looks you right between the eyes

You’re recognized

‘Cause this is thriller derby night

And no one’s gonna save you from the blocker about to hit

You know it’s thriller derby night

You’re fighting for the jam, so just go get her

Derby tonight

You hear the whistle and realize there ain’t no turnin' back

You try to bust through the four beast blocker wall in front of you

You close your eyes and hope you end up on the other side

But all the while the other jammer’s skatin’ up behind

You better run

‘Cause this is thriller derby night

There ain’t no second chance against the blockers evil eyes

Girl, thriller derby night

You’re fighting for the jam, so just go get her

Derby tonight

Players stop brawling

And teams start to drink up their Gatorade

There’s no resisting the pitch a pony this time

Now it’s the end of half time

They’re out to get you; there’s blockers closing in on every side

They will hip check you unless you pass that pantie on your head

Now is the time to end this jam and score some points to win this

All through the bout keep pushin’ through those blockers til they fall

You’ll score the points

‘Cause this is thriller derby night

Your team can win this bout if you work together and you fight

Thriller derby night

You’re fighting for the jam so be that thriller killer jammer

Derby here tonight

‘Cause this is thriller derby night

Your team can win this bout if you work together and you fight

Thriller derby night

You’re fighting for the jam so be that thriller killer

I’m gonna derby tonight!