Tuesday, September 29, 2015

It's a Thriller double header!
Oct 3, 2015
Greensboro Counterstike vs Star City Roller Girls
The Smooth Criminals vs The PYTs
Yes, it's those notorious criminals vs those pretty young things. This should be interesting! 
Come sing one of your all time favorite songs Thriller, but in slightly different lyrics...




Thriller Lyrics. Oh, no! I mean...

Roller Derby Thriller Lyrics!

It’s close to bout time and something evil’s lurking on the track
Under the gym lights, you see a sight that almost stops your heart
You try to skate but terror takes the track before you get there
You start to freeze as blockers looks you right between the eyes
You’re recognized

‘Cause this is thriller derby night
And no one’s gonna save you from the blocker about to hit
You know it’s thriller derby night
You’re fighting for the jam, so just go get her
Derby tonight

You hear the whistle and realize there ain’t no turnin' back
You try to bust through the four beast blocker wall in front of you
You close your eyes and hope you end up on the other side
But all the while the other jammer’s skatin’ up behind
You better run

‘Cause this is thriller derby night
There ain’t no second chance against the blockers evil eyes
Girl, thriller derby night
You’re fighting for the jam, so just go get her
Derby tonight

Players stop brawling
And teams start to drink up their Gatorade
There’s no resisting the pitch a pony this time
Now it’s the end of half time

They’re out to get you; there’s blockers closing in on every side
They will hip check you unless you pass that pantie on your head
Now is the time to end this jam and score some points to win this
All through the bout keep pushin’ through those blockers til they fall
You’ll score the points

‘Cause this is thriller derby night
Your team can win this bout if you work together and you fight
Thriller derby night
You’re fighting for the jam so be that thriller killer jammer
Derby here tonight

‘Cause this is thriller derby night
Your team can win this bout if you work together and you fight
Thriller derby night
You’re fighting for the jam so be that thriller killer

I’m gonna derby tonight!